Sunday, January 16, 2011

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Fail List # 2

You dreamed you'd expect. My second Fail List. And today, we treat the "intergalactic poop.

(you'll note in passing that these huge misfires are unfortunately damned acclaimed by the public)



First, I want it understood that his pockets so shy virgin / false shy hidden behind his wig, it becomes hilarious as it is ridiculous! It's the same for his ten fingers are systematically touch on both cheeks for no apparent reason.
Euuh how you say? So 1996? Yes.
Secondly, the title is a pathetically inadequate and suffers from an obvious lack of inventiveness, an overwhelming lack of risk taking. We all think Cascada. Worse: the electro cheap 90s. Not good. The bad: Eiffel 65 example ...

Conclusion: a very bad plagiarism of the very bad dance 1990s. If a pocket silly, it becomes ugly. A more old-fashioned melody. A vocoder too far. In sum, all but one "QUEEN OF POP" (assuming that the throne has been occupied by someone one day).




Excessively vulgar, and a staggering banality. When is it that these artists will finally understand that the ephemeral Trash does absolutely shocked? They just half a century behind.
When they stop building their business on pairs of legs too wide apart, on a limited vocabulary of words turning around 'fuck / dirty / motherfucker / sucker / dick / and other' and the ambiguity of possible bisexuality, we can consider them for a career lasting more than two and a half years.




The eternal pre-adolescent rebellious and angry with society and his "whore" Label celebrated ... euuuh, its 26 years, right? And it seems to be 14. And in his case, do not take it as a compliment.
Always the same fight: Avril heartbroken. Then she grabs his guitar, writing songs in 17 minutes and 56 seconds, which, of course, will post:


"Dear Ex. I'm fucking better off without you. So do not remember not with your fucking phone. Otherwise, watch out your fucking ass. I'm tired of being a damn good girl. WHORE! Fucking kisses. At the revoyure, Badger! "

confirms his new song about the spirit of his one and only universal message (in addition to soft, we must not forget that his audience is 16 years old on average):


" All my life I've been good to now, I'm thinking what the hell
All I Want Is to mess around and I do not really care about "

Ah. And the song is bad, by the way.


***

Other wastes from the music industry nominees in the category
"Do as Ben Ali, and will hide. Far. Type in a cellar double-locked and the key to swallow you. Thanks. Goodbye."
are

Zaz
Inna
Magic System
Gregory
Mylène Farmer
Laurent Wolf
Remady

And many others \u0026lt;3







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